The American Hogwarts Houses
Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.
Good. Night. I’m done.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
History according to Tumblr.
I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU
Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.
Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)
The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.
If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves
this is a pokemon
Evolution is amazing. It is not what the animal (or plant, in instances) wants, it’s about what it needs, and it is needed because it is ideal for survival in it’s habitat. From it’s exterior likeness of a leaf, to the swaying motions that mimic a leaf in the breeze.. it seems almost too perfect a disguise not to be a conscious decision. But it isn’t. It’s the product of the right hereditary genes being passed down due to the survival of their predecessors, where the ones that were not so keenly disguised by tiny mutations were not fit to survive the predators and conditions of their environment, and the ones that did survive mutated a little more every generation so subtly as to become what they are at present, and to continue to change accordingly in future generations. Life is incredible.
WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them
my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from